"Oh, fuck, Eric. You’re stage two."
friend: *turns on country music*
me: can you chill
found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom
My best friend is dating a white guy and he’s gr8 don’t get me wrong but EVERYTIME I make fun of white ppl he’s always like “oh no we aren’t all like that” or “it could happen to any race if u think about it” lmao
white dude: stereotypes exist for a reason if u think about it
[someone on the other side of the planet says a stereotype about white dudes]
white dude: [materializes out of nowhere] what the fuck we all don’t do that why do you hate us
My respect level for T-Pain is out the roof right now.