therapist: so your mother tells me you have trust issues, why is that?
me: zayn is engaged

newneattshirt:

The 1975 x in snaps (pt.2) // (pt.1)

"Oh, fuck, Eric. You’re stage two."

antiteen:

friend: *turns on country music*
me: can you chill

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

My best friend is dating a white guy and he’s gr8 don’t get me wrong but EVERYTIME I make fun of white ppl he’s always like “oh no we aren’t all like that” or “it could happen to any race if u think about it” lmao

mskneesocks:

white dude: stereotypes exist for a reason if u think about it
[someone on the other side of the planet says a stereotype about white dudes]
white dude: [materializes out of nowhere] what the fuck we all don’t do that why do you hate us

shes-justlikethe-weather:

My respect level for T-Pain is out the roof right now.